Use them as greeting card birthday wishes, birthday SMSs, or in a birthday speech. May the number of candles outnumber your gray hairs., 41. Start writing! Right? Here are 20 blessing birthday wishes for best friend: May your birthday be filled with joy, love, and all the blessings that life can offer. Happy Birthday you old codger! 65. Unfortunately, I accidentally ended up using all your wishes. 91. I just wanted to let you know that today, on your birthday, I have all the respect in the world for you., 98. Happy birthday! When it comes to birthdays, its important to have fun with themthat's why having a giant list of funny birthday puns to pull from will help you celebrate someone on their special day! And thats because the word you is in youth. ", "A wise man once said, "Forget about your past, you cannot change it". Happy birthday! Happy birthday!, 151. Hope your birthday is shrimply amazing. Please provide your email address and we will send your password shortly. 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Ooops! Turning 21 is nothing to wine about. I hope you have lots of laughter, fun and excitement on your special day. Dear sister, you have been both a joy and a pain in my life, though I think perhaps a greater joy. Happy Birthday. Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. Happy birthday! I guess that means youre ancient. FunnyPhotoHoliday & SeasonalCuteCoolBirthdayVintageDisneyHarry PotterSesame Street Join Our Tee Party! Blow them out! 60. Youre going to love it!, 110. You shine every day, but on your birthday you shine the brightest. Happy Birthday. Happy birthday! Studies have shown that the more of them you have, the longer you live! Oh, and happy birthday! I think we both know which you are Happy birthday! 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Whether it is your best friend, girlfriend, boyfriend, boss, colleague, mom or dad - their birthday is your chance to get under their skin with jokes. (Well, I like you alright, best is a strong word.) Im going to stop sending you makeup . ", "You've got more than half a century of accumulated knowledge and wisdom! ", "Out of all the men born on this day, I like you the best! Happy birthday cousin! Happy birthday! Happy Birthday! (But also me.) Remember: Its better to be a year older than a month late. ", "Its your birthday! You know what I mean. Happy Birthday, old man. Keep trying! Its your birthday lets over-celebrate!, 86. And thanks to the almighty internet, there's an abundance of funny birthday wishes and birthday puns to use and make the birthday gal or boy think that you actually put some effort into their happy birthday message. Thank goodness things dont work this way., 92. Youve now reached an age where its no longer appropriate to claim youre 29., 83. Here's wishing you a wonderful year ahead! . ", "Those aren't gray hairs you see. I cant believe its already been a year since the last time I didnt buy you anything for your birthday., 261. Happy 18th Birthday! Happy birthday! You rock! Each contains a funny happy . But please dont. You know, when you think about it a belated birthday wish is really just an extremely early birthday wish for next year. Wishing a happy birthday to someone who is old enough to have sent out birthday wishes on MySpace., 78. You keep looking young, and Ill keep refusing to tell people how old you really are. Hope you take plenty of pictures on your birthday. Happy birthday! If you are lucky to have a grandpa that is alive, crack a joke as a birthday wish for him. Happy birthday!! I was going to get you some alcohol but given the times we live in I thought hand sanitizer was more appropriate. I probably wont be there for you then., 259. Hey dont stress about getting older. Awesome Birthday, Bro!, 170. Wishing you a very happy birthday. I cant remember the other two. Happy birthday, bro! :), 135. Don't try to count the candles anymore because you have come a long way. Youre now so old, youll need performance-enhancing drugs just to ride a stationary bike. Now, I know you might think the toupee is a little bit over top but, seriously, it wont be long now, big brother!, 191. May your birthday be your dream gab fest full of lots of juicy gossip and rumors! Anyone can write on Bored Panda. 14. I cant wait to take advantage of your seniors discount!, 188. 14. :), 194. Remember all those times we fought over who got to ride shotgun? These funny birthday card messages keep it light and fun. Happy birthday to someone who thought they would have it all together by the time they reached this age., 93. Happy birthday!, 105. Sending you our sweetest birthday wishes and warmest Panda hugs! Happy birthday! Wishing you all the happiness in the world! I hope you have a purr-fect birthday. Birthdays are a lot like boogers it gets harder to breathe the more you have. Happy birthday!, 145. Im really glad you were born today. Happy birthday! Happy Birthday! I truly love celebrating your birthday with you. Wiser? I was going to arrange for a beautiful woman to jump out of a cake for you, but your age, it could trigger a heart attack. I will have the fire extinguisher ready in case your birthday cake gets out of control. Thats why youre the wisest person I know. Did I just sing that to you for no reason? 3. Sound the a-llama, it's your birthday! ", "I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I'm returning the favor. Creating an account means you agree with Bored Panda's, We and our trusted partners use technology such as cookies on our site to personalize content and ads, provide, social media features, and analyze our traffic. I am proud of you, Dad. Wait, it's not? You are lucky I made all the mistakes for you first, dear sister. Happy birthday!, 48. 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